[ An overheard telephone conversation ]
"Good morning - GT's removals, Mai Ling speaking.
How can I help you?
Oh! You want to know who I am?
Oh. Well, I am the personal assistant to Granma T.
I run her office, formalise all the necessary arrangements, manage the workforce and do all the accounts on that old machine with the beads on.
I also child mind those two mischievous scamps - Little Ming and Little Fung, though they are not so little!
How old am I?
Oh dear, I am not the oldest here. Numerically, I am one more than a prime, the number has eight divisors and three prime factors. So there!
Anyway enough of me. I will get Granma T to speak to you...please hold.......
........while you wait perhaps you should er.......

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| beautiful | |
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| ill" |